It’s been a while since I’ve shared some Abigail gems, but trust me, they are a daily occurrence over here. With a 4th birthday rapidly approaching us I have this sneaky suspicion that she is only going to keep me laughing more and more.
Here are a few recents that had me particularly rolling:
“Daddy is work outing!”
I could have cried with laughter. I was doing my pilates DVD in the living room and she 100% was certain that Jim was in my workout tape. So funny.
Now that we have the best clock I’ve ever bought Miss Abigail gets herself up in the morning, gets herself some fresh ice water, and then comes and gets up in my grill asking to play playdoh ASAP or something equally important. One morning she informed me:
“You smell like poop.”
“What have you been eating? You smell like you’ve been eating poop.”
Pretty hypocritical coming from the little girl in the pee soaked pull-up, amirite? But really, don’t get up in my face before I have a chance to even get out of bed girlfriend. Also, really funny.
If Abigail EVER prefaces something with this:
“Hey fill in the blank, can I tell you something?”
Tell her NO. She is either about to say A) something offensive. IE; “You smell like poop.” or B) to correct you about something. “You are NOT allowed to say the word Gosh”
When swimming lessons were canceled one day because of rain she couldn’t wrap her brain around it. She just kept saying, “But the pool is already wet!”
She sings ALL of the time. She’s like Marshall on HIMYM. There is a made up song for everything that she is doing. My current favorite?
“I don’t know what I’m doin!”
Seriously. It has a specific tune and everything.
spicing up prayer time
She doesn’t do this anymore but for a while every time she prayed, between thanking Him for our food and requesting that we have a good day she would suddenly burst into the part of Tangled where Rapunzel sings “And I could go running and racing and dancing and chasing and leaping and bounding, hair flying, heart pounding, and splashing and reeling and finally feeling that’s when my life begins!!”
What hilarious things are your kids saying these days?